Schrödinger's Job

Schrodinger's catSchrödinger's Job: noun, a liminal time/space wherein the applicant realizes the bliss of every quantum possibility/state relating to a potential job. According to the Copenhagen interpretation, this locality is maintained by the job seeker up until the moment that they are given a response to their query, and at which point a literally uncountable parade of possibilities, opportunities and fears collapses towards an inevitable singularity.

Use in a sentence:

Person A: Hey what are you up to? Are you are work?

Person B: I'm at Schrödinger's job at the moment, and so my house is cleaner than ever, and I'm fantasizing about my work outfit and wondering if I will be able to wear coveralls.